Among the many cards in the Chaotic TCG, a few are bound to stand above the rest, likewise some are discarded as being useless, under powered, or frankly, trash. Thus the Chaotic Insider Top 5 is presented as a weekly list of various attributes and whatnot. This weak we’ll take into consideration the top 5 worst cards in the game. Now some of you may not agree with me on which cards are the worst or not, but hey, that what makes it a good list.
Number 5: Formicidor
Formicidor is a danian squadleader, he has the earth element, average stats and a mugic counter.. pretty basic, why is he on the list? Simple, because he is not a Mandiblor card. Now you must be asking “Pocketkoi, even though hes not a mandiblor so what? Hes still a pretty solid card!” to which I would reply “Wrong, in a Danian deck mandiblors mean a lot, the fact that Formicidor’s stats are weaker than a mandiblors, and his only redeeming feature is that he has a mugic counter means that he is outshined by almost every other card. Just about every mandiblor and other squad leader has better stats, or double the mugic, his hive is sub par and he doesn’t increase other cards hives. The fact that his energy is so low means that hes barely useful…” In all honesty, I haven’t found a way to make Formicidor useful in any situation.
Number 4: Yokkis
A very odd looking creature with very odd stats. All off Yokkis’s stats max at 30 (with his energy at 55) meaning that he’ll hit like a pillow and be at the mercy of any card. His earth element is lack luster in that it doesn’t really give him any edge that’ll help in dealing any real damage since he does not possess Earth: 5, nor the disciplines needed for using stronger earth attacks like rustoxic or ash torrent. His four abilities (support for every discipline) is a novelty at best. He’d need at least 4-6 creatures around him at all times just to get his stats over 50. His only redeeming feature is that he comes with 2 mugic counters, but even a Vidav does that (and vidav’s got a better ability as well). There’s barely a point in having him in your deck, except for the fact that you don’t own a Vidav, mommark or something better, or happen to like his card art
Number 3:Ettala
Part of what I like to call, the three ogre brothers (the other two being Dardemus and Kughar). Ettala does not share his brother’s high stats, intimidate, or energy. Yokkis was a pretty bad card, sadly… Ettala is worse. He has very bad stats (on par with yokkis) horrid energy, and absolutely no mugic counters. The only thing that keeps him from being a total failure as a card is that he is beyond rare for the avid collector. That’s it, all hes got going for him is his rareness. Unless you’re a collector I’d highly suggest not trading for such a card. Etalla is in my opinion the worse Creature card in the game currently. The only reason I’d have him in my deck was to use as a decoy or fodder for mugic.
Number 2: Wind slash
Wind slash is an attack that deals 5 base damage, reveals all of your opponent’s battlegear and costs 1 BP. On paper it sounds fairly alright, not the best but defiantly not bad, so why is it 2nt on this list? Because it helps your opponent so much more than it does you. By revealing all of your opponent’s battlegear he is able to sacrifice them if he so wished. So if by any chance he happened to have a nexus fuse or aqua shield, mipedim cactus, the list goes on and on. This card is only useful for stoping creatures with stonemail without having to engage with them, and even at that I’d rather just discord of disarming it. Overall a card that can majorly backfire, and in most cases will.
Number 1: Decrescendo
Aha, here we are. The number one most useless card in all of Chaotic, Decrescendo… For one mugic counter you can deal 5 damage to target creature. Wow… 5 damage? For the same cost you can deal 4 times that with a canon of casualty, or 3 times with a geonova/ embernova. I’d much rather just deal 5 damage with a ektospasm without having to pay a mugic counter. In and out it’s the worst mugic, and arguable the weakest card in the game.
pocketkoi
joker13
kerberosx
flamekinlord
electricgod
my ettala has 65 energy and 35 speed, and 55 courage, and 55 power, and 35 wisdom. I would say he is a pretty good card.
well formicidor is a basic danian card
Ettala’s stats are all the same… so you can’t have those stats. Your probably thinking of dardemus or Kughar.
I’m pretty sure windslash only reveals the engaged creatures battlegear…
I traded out my Ettala for Vinta & Skartalas. One Question though, what’s the difference between Mandiblors & other Danians?
Nope, windslash reveals all the battlegear on your opponent’s side.
Mandiblors are needed to increase the effectiveness of hive, since for every mandiblor on your team hive is increased. Other danians such as battlemasters or nobles don’t increase the effectiveness of Hive, but generally have better hive abilities, and they also usually more more mugic counters.
Thanks for clearing that up. That really confused me sometimes.
im not really shocked about decreshendo being the worst mugic-also formicidor isnt a shock either
I don’t think Decrescendo is that terrible; it’s a very general purpose mugic that more or less guarantees 5 damage for 1 mugician counter. Sure, Canon of Casualty can bring 4 times the thunder…unless of course you’re sitting in Runic Grove (a card that isn’t terribly hard to come across, and worth using against people who love their tribal Mugix). The X-novas bypass this problem, being generic mugix themselves, but have another limitation: sure they can do 10 damage, but only against creatures with certain elements. Even if you try to cover your bases by packing one of each, it’s still useless against Disciplineers like Frafdo, who have no elements at all to exploit.
Sorry for the double post, but I just remembered a card that I’m surprised didn’t make it onto this list: Tornado Tackle. It does absolutely no damage, and it’s elemental ability is really limited (”Air: Both players shuffle their attack decks.”). Sure, it can be used to screw with people who are trying to Fore/Future Sight a certain attack to the top of their deck. The problem is, that’s the ONLY thing it can be used for, and only with creatures that have the air element. There are a number of ways that this card could be better. They could have given it 5 air damage, or 5 base damage and made it a 1 BP card. OR, they could have changed the ability to something a little bit cooler, like “Air: Both players shuffle the attack cards in their hands into their attack decks and draw 3 new cards. Neither player draws on their next strike.” To me, that would be worth playing, because it does a number of things: first, it screws with not only my opponent’s attack deck, but their hand as well. Second, if I’m stuck with a bunch of attacks I can’t use, I can use this to recycle my hand. And in a game where you hear a lot of complaints about how people wind up with a bunch of attacks they can’t use, hand recycling would be a Godsend.
Formicidor is bad, I can admit, but Valanii Levaam is TERRIBLE his stats suck, he has maybe 1 mugic counter, element earth is pretty useless, since he has nothing to back it up, and is Energy is Low. AND he’s not a mandiblor. If you ask me, Formicidor is better that Valanii Levaan.
your right in saying DECRECSENDO SUCKS!
yokkis is right where he needs to be, at the bottem. I can’t believe they made it super rare! no one would trade for it, and most people wouldn’t use it. And I totally agree with the guy who said tornado tackle should be on this list
Ettala isn’t incredibly bad… (Though he’s not very good either.) I can see why decrescendo in no. 1, pretty good evaluation.
i think this is a pretty solid list but there are a lot more worse cards
one question is there even danian and mepedian decks anyways?
With Drakness in your army decresendo will do 10 damage.
Yes.. but a canon will deal 25 and an Xnova will deal 15. So its moot.
Great…i just bought a starter deck to play online…got the Overworlder…the 4 rare cards i get : Yokkis, Orb of Foresight (something like that), the Danian stronghold location, and an Underworld Mugic…how sweet…got screwed there didn’t i…anyway, anyone able to tell me why i can only play 3 on 3 battles online? Mugic doesn’t appear to be useable, and battlegear effects only seem to kick in half the time…Is it because Chaoticgame.com isn’t fully developped yet?
Yes, the online portion of Chaotic is not fully developed, firstly you can only play 3v3 (6v6 is expected to be up soon…) you can play with mugic, but you must first meet the requirements for the master rules (having 10 locations, battlegear on every creature, and the max amount of mugic possible (3), after which you need to check the little box marked master rules when you auto challenge.
Thanks! In fact, i noticed i could play master rules yesterday…won my first master match woot! Managed to get up in the top 5000 on 60000, but dang…people start getting some better cards! I’ve seen talks of online tournaments…anyone knows if money prizes will be involved?
formicidor and windslash are actually very useful thankyou
I can,t winmany matches and i need help figuring out what cards I should use that I actually have
Are there mipedian starter decks?
How about danian starter decks?
No there are no official mipedian or danian starter decks.
does anybody know if they(chaotic company) are going to release a danian and or mipedian deck
yes they are but its not going to come out for a bit.not in till the 3rd pack comes out are they going to realse a mipdian deck
there are virual Starter decks for M and D
65!! You must be kidding! mine only has 25! You better look again and have your eyes checked
Excuse you hjkfhjkghk, but than agai I don’t suppose there is an excuse for you. You sir are a disgusting moron who is obviosly to stupid to understand anything that makes any logical sense.
those cards will very soon be more powerful then what they are in two or three sets from now.
you should have put in tangath tobborn. all his disiplines are average to sub-average, poorenergy. the only thing to back him up is 2 elements and 1mugic.(and that’s not very good.)
decrechendo deals low damagebet good to have the finalstrike
a stupid guy called yousef is looking in a good web
IM SURPRISED THAT XHIELD ISNT ONE OF THEM HE SICKS HE HAS ABOUT 15 ENERGY AND DEALS 10 DAMAGE TO HIM SELF
but his ability is one of the BEST ones out their, and arguably the best healing ability in the entire game. Since Xield’s ability allows another creature to GAIN energy which is much better than healing it.
As gaining energy means that your energy total is increased, which means that you can basically heal even when your at full energy.
Take this for example Blootinator, You have a creature with 40 energy total.
- If the opponent bursts with 2 canons of casualty in one burst than your creature is automatically dead, since no amount of healing can save him (this is because a burst occurs in reverse order, so if you were to try to heal your heal would go off first… when your creature hasn’t been damaged yet, than the 2 canons would hit) In this situation healing is useless… like so:
-Opponent casts canon of casualty targeting your creature
-you pass
-Opponent casts canon of casualty targeting your creature
-you cast song of resurgence on your creature
- your creature dies
Even if you were to cast song of resurgence first instead of passing that first burst round, he could just pass as well so that you end up wasting your mugic, then he can simply finish the job on the next burst.
BUT
- Xield’s ability allows a creature to increase his energy total which effectively means that Xield can heal any wound regardless of where his ability is in the burst
so the example would go as such:
-Opponent casts canon of casualty targeting your creature
-you pass
-Opponent casts canon of casualty targeting your creature
-you activate xield’s ability targeting your creature
- your creature takes 40 damage (but lives with 10 energy)
Please do not call a creature a bad creature, especially when you have no idea of his potential, such as the case with xield.
Well Said, and that’s why people target Xield with Canon of Casualty instead. LOL
you guys dont know what your talking about with yokkis my yokkis beat a chaor maxxor and lord van bloot twice because my opponent used song of revival on bloot.
yeah right hhhhhh
yo masterorc lets battle.
if u dont belive me anyone can challenge battle me on chaoticgame
ill battle you, whenever you want.
Just tell me when, Ill be ready today
masterorc ill battle u now
wats ur chaotic screenname masterorc ill challenge u at 9:00-9:30 pm eastern time
you have been saying it for a long time.
By the way, whats your rank
if you didnt understand that, my screen name is masterorc
and ill be ready at 6:00-6:30 Pacific time.
ok prepare to lose and just dont cry about it
wait, apprentice or master rules and 3v3, 6v6, 1v1
master 6vs6
WHEN WILL CHAOTIC COME OUT WITH A SEASON 2 CAUSE NOW IT SEEMS TO BE A SINKING SHIP
hey hhhhhhh ill destroy u with my heptad and allmageddon
hey stunner, I already did that.
The first time we played eachother, he won.
But I eventually fought him again, and beat the same
army that beat me last time.:)P
valanni levaan isn’t as bad as you make him out to be, DanianDude. mine has 55 energy, 60+ power, and has the vlaric shard on him. he makes the front lines in every battle, and usually wins. in fact, hes only been destroyed in battle a time or two, and hes my second-best creature.